Haikus for famous people

Mr. Howard Keel

Bless your beautiful hide and

Your mustache of youth

Sir Larry David

I'll eat your jokes for dessert

Surly curmudgeon

Hey Dolly Parton

I'm thinking of a number

Between 9 and 5

Sad times Chris de Burgh

Fame dying, lady blushing

Might even say red

Gilded Betty White

Just die already so folks

will stop exploiting you. Irony?