Experiment: Growing a Human Being

This was tucked inside my fortune cookie last month: 

Soon = 3 months. Maybe too soon. Sort of surreal. Always feel weird announcing personal things, because what more can you expect than a "congratulations." And congratulations, though well intentioned and sincere, never feel like enough when I'm on the giving end.  Pregnancy announcements are like sympathy cards in that way - not a lot of options of things you can say.

So can I solicit some nontraditional congratulations? You know, like "Best wishes on your Asian son." 

Or a name recommendation (boy).  For instance, "Jean-Luc Pi Cardon." 

Because after all, he probably will come out bald. And if he's anything like his father, articulately nerdy.