Holiday Gift Guide: No 4 - Condescending Book Club Guy

Written By Adrienne Cardon

1. James Joyce for Dummies

 He knows he hasn't really read

Ulysses.

 You know he hasn't really read

Ulysses. 

He knows

you

know he hasn't really read

Ulysses

. Nothing says "stop talking" like giving the failed novelist this handy reference book.  

2. Nicholas Sparks Box Set

Wrap this up with some sunscreen and a card that says "Beach reading!"

3. So Long, Insecurity

Self-explanatory.

Adrienne Cardon
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